1. Me: *throws book seductively onto bed*

    Me: *leaps passionately onto bed after book*

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  2. nevver:

Peanuts

    nevver:

    Peanuts

    (via amandaonwriting)

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  4. tattoolit:

I got this tattoo at Tattoos by Fabio in Cambridge, UK. It is a quote from the Hobbit. The full quote reads “Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool! he said to himself, and it became a favourite saying of his later, and passed into a proverb.” My dad read The Hobbit to my brother and I and this quote has always stuck with me since. 
(Resubmitting because i think my previous submission was blurry, since it was approved then deleted)

    tattoolit:

    I got this tattoo at Tattoos by Fabio in Cambridge, UK. It is a quote from the Hobbit. The full quote reads “Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool! he said to himself, and it became a favourite saying of his later, and passed into a proverb.” My dad read The Hobbit to my brother and I and this quote has always stuck with me since.

    (Resubmitting because i think my previous submission was blurry, since it was approved then deleted)

    9 months ago  /  118 notes  /  Source: tattoolit

  5. jesciexvx:

The baby bat Screamed out in fright, “Turn on the dark, I’m afraid of the light.”
- Batty by Shel Silverstein
The only baby I’ll ever bear. Many thanks to Lisa at Good Mojo.

    jesciexvx:

    The baby bat
    Screamed out in fright,
    “Turn on the dark,
    I’m afraid of the light.”

    - Batty by Shel Silverstein

    The only baby I’ll ever bear. Many thanks to Lisa at Good Mojo.

    (via tattoolit)

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  6. Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.
    – Hunter S. Thompson (via tattoolit)

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  7. tattoolit:

The first one is from Perks of Being a Wallflower. The second has a quote from Sherlock Holmes (The Adventure of the Red-Headed League) and a symbol from Doctor Who :)

    tattoolit:

    The first one is from Perks of Being a Wallflower. The second has a quote from Sherlock Holmes (The Adventure of the Red-Headed League) and a symbol from Doctor Who :)

    9 months ago  /  188 notes  /  Source: tattoolit

  8. Never marry a man you wouldn’t want to be divorced from.
    – Nora Ephron (via tattoolit)

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  9. tattoolit:

"Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink."-Charles Bukowski 

    tattoolit:

    "Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink."-Charles Bukowski 

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  10. We are all born mad. Some remain so.
    – Beckett (via tattoolit)

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